Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Don't worry about temptation, as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my
computer that today is my birthday, and it
said I needed an upgrade.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Attention to health is a birthday party's greatest hindrance.
Everything has been figured out, except what to do after the cake is eaten.
Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive, so pass the cake.
Wednesday, May 13
Cumpleanos a ti
Some thoughts on Birthdays.
No names will be mentioned.